i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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