I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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