I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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