butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Drunk is not a location!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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