I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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