I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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