6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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