literally had 100 drinks last night.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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