$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I understand Curling. That high.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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