chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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