you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize