Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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