We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she peed on how many people?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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