just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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