At least make sure they are 18
Why
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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