There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
This is the high leading the old right now
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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