I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize