hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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