So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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