DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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