I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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