Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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