i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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