Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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