I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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