Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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