did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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