i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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