is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
