people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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