Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
false alarm, still single
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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