So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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