i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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