Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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