normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
im on a boat
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