wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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