I feel like I'm in dance class right now
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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