yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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