THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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