Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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