oh god the rape fog is back!
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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