You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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