I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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