I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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