..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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