sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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