so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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