Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
