Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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