It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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