I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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