But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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