Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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