i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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