uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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