dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Every concussion has its silver lining
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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