Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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